Can I just say YuMMiNeSs?

cause that's how my night was last night. or actually morning. actually both night and morning. *sighs* i shouldn't go into too much of it, because my Lil Sistah now has been introduced to my blog and she's gonna give me a hard time cause i decided to take *Tom* up on his offer to have drinks last night hehe. Now, she had wondered why i didn't mention her on my posts. Well now that she has questioned that, I decided each post will have *Sister* reference dedicated to her! HAHA!! O i won't go into too much detail, she'd probably have a cow if i spilled her stories here hehe. i just gotta say, i find it quite intriguing when a man, who has a perfect body, well ok in my opinion it is, can still say he's fucking fat. i told him he is talking like a woman. now granted, i have a pooch, love handle whatever the F you want to call it. it's not too big, but it's there nonetheless. i know you women can relate. and i'm sure you women have friends who tell you that you are nuts cause it's not so bad. and you look at them like *yea right*. well if you don't i know i do sometimes. but i'm ok with my pooch now that it's a manageable size LOL. but we'll call him *TOM* since my sister so lovingly asked if i had to choose between *TOM* and *Harry* last night hehe. But Tom, has a nice stomach, hardly anything that can be called a pooch that's for sure. Yet he says he might only eat just breakfast nowadays cause of his *fat stomach*. OMG i just rolled my eyes. I of course poked and prodded and let him know there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. He says he's self-conscious about it. *AW* actually it's kind of endearing LOL. but then i'm like GET OVER IT. granted, he doesnt' exactly have washboard abs but hell I"M NOT PICKY! they are flat enough and strong enough for me! he works out every day. he used to be a bodybuilder. and used to have a size 38 thigh. OMG that's like the size of my hips. thank god his thighs aren't as big as my hips now LOL. i'd have a complex or something. hell, i actually felt his TENDONS in his bicep. i never knew you could feel them. i certainly can't on me lmao. i have to say, he's got some lovely arms *SHIVER*. i'm sorry, i'm an arm woman. i don't know what other women like, but ever since an old lover, ARMS are the bomb. i guess i just want someone who hugs me to be bigger than i. to feel that security/comfort of being in a MAN's arms. and that's usually hard to find for me. petite women have it easy in that aspect. i am a big woman. well tall woman, that is not big as in large. a lot of the men i have been in relationships with were just small. and i mean slender or thin, heck or even scrawny. nothing wrong with that. Lil Sis will understand.....R...remember him? Yea i ain't even going to type his name, but i'll say it when i'm with you cause i know that's YOUR man's name. He was a bony one eh? Still is although with a beer gut HAHA. makes me feel better that i look so damn good and he's gotten FAT! P...he was very self-conscious cause he was VERY skinny. couldn't gain weight. i know it was stress. i weighed more than him LOL. there's been a few like that.....weird. no matter. G...he's actually not too bad, just short. either they are tall and skinny or short and average. A....my first true love *insert -aw's- here*. now he was a hunk of burnin love. and knew it. and that's why we aren't together. *sighs*. anyhow, he was the one that started with the arms. He was in the air force but he was in shape. i say that because after bootcamp the air force doesnt' really have PT like the rest. and then they end up sitting on their asses and cradling big guts. and o MY GOD i will never forget.......um shit i forgot his name.......but i can't forget him........haha no his name was J......Lil Sis, unfortunately shares the same name with your EX-ASSHOLE. he was in the navy......not one percent over on body fat. took very good care of himself and wasn't stuck up at all.....boy that was a nice piece right there. too bad he was still hung up on the ex and got ill because he thought he was cheating on her *they were divorced*. yet he came back for more the next day, guess he wasn't that sick. LOL. now granted i am not looking for the perfect body, although these few guys certainly ruined it for anyone who comes in the future. i am not shallow. because i think my Lil Sis can attest that I am quite selective about who i've been with. and none have walked off the cover of GQ. Most are just average. I don't know if she found them attractive. Doesn't matter really, well yea it does cause i didn't want her stealin my man! I know what I like when I see it. Sure I like some of the men that look GQ, but in my experiences they have the personality of a brazil nut. Or the attitude of a peacock, strutting around as if their tail feathers were the greatest thing since roasted turkey. Can you say *NOT*? The ones i actually have had relations with are, to me, attractive. One or two seemed to have been attractive to the whole female population, but hey i was the one sharing their thoughts, dreams, goals, and bed at the time hehe. OMG and B........shit i better stop hehe. another fine piece. actually, he looks like Elliot Stabler on L&O SVU, when it first came on. now Elliot looks kinda crappy but i guess that's what happens when the wife leaves. i had a hard time watching that show at first. ANYhoo. i am digressing. hey i just realized i can use this to recap my year in a small town outside savannah. Why you ask? well because that is the time i *blossomed*. i had only been with two men before that year, and hadn't been much of a risk taker. boy that changed. i always said i wanted to write the events of that year down to remember.....because A) i am forgetting the people's names and some of the more intricate details and B) because i want to remember that forever, just in case i lose my mind. and C) because it was a turning point in my life. i wouldn't have grown as much if i hadn't gone through that year. it was painful at times, but it was overall a learning experience. and i met some truly great friends that i stay in touch with.

anyhoo, i'm off track LOL. not for too long because my shirt still has *TOM's* cologne on it, so i'm basking in it *closes eyes, breathes deeply*. i can see Lil Sis rolling her eyes now hehe. SHUP!! we actually had a nice conversation! and 3 appletinis later, verbal conversation slid into the hands-on vocabulary LOL. it's nice to have someone do things for you. i meant just being out, having a few drinks, laughing and talking to each other and the bartenders, although i think the man was having issues LOL. when *tom* talks he kinda stays on a roll. i felt like i had to reel him in LOL. like *waving* hello i'm over here! he actually is a softie though. a soft heart in a hard body *OMG i like it*.

ok i'm sure you all don't want to hear about my horizontal refreshment last night so i'll just top off this blog with something. i don't know lemme see if i can find a pic LOL i am going to have to take some pics of *tom* if he'll let me LOL. he's just a cutie. but in the mean time i'll swipe some of these. just not the same, but kinda in the same ball park.....