Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

*pilfered from someone else's blog snicker*

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Ya know if i could get away with this i would do it

Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. Or someone used to tell me to add *in bed* when reading fortunes or little things like that

Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." I don't get hardly anything now so i don't need an in box thank gawd

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. Would be so funny to do

In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors." um i do this now, wonder if the wife of my tai chi instructor reads the checks haha!

Dont use any punctuation i don't cap, i tried going without punctuation and my family and a few friends had such a cow cause they couldn't figure out my emails haha. i'm not lazy, i have self-esteem issues but i don't think i'm worthless (which is apparently what typing in no caps means somewhere *eyeroll*) my entire life i've been a secretary/admin assistant and i am anal about spelling/grammar/etc and i choose not to use caps in emails and/or this blog and/or anything else i choose to write because use caps ALL DAMN DAY EVERY DAMN DAY.

As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. uh i'd hurt myself

Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. um i can see the cops being called on me or somethin

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." now this is funny to me lol


eh i didn't use them all cause frankly my dear i didn't give a damn. no wait, actually i didn't like em LOL