I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea...............and still I want to smack someone.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Bitching Forum

I try not to do it, but fuck it. I'm having a hell of a couple of days. I guess it started with the coffee incident, because I've been in an irritable mood since. It's not my Aunt Flo either.

The landlady decides she is going to rip out the drain pipes downstairs, so no water for half a day. Well I get home last night to....YOU GUESSED IT.....NO WATER! SOOOOO I had to drive over my sister's, which was fine, but it's just the inconvenience. But I go over the landlady's and talk to her *#&$*# boyfriend. I am not too fond of him. He just doesn't do anything nice. Least not in my opinion. Did I tell ya about the time he told me I had a UPS package, waved me over and showed it to me, I went over and he had shut his door and put the package back down on the ground? Well to me that's just rude. Anyhow, he says oh you have to come over here and use the water. I'm like WTF???? I don't want to take a crap in your house (the landlady was at work) nor did I want to take a shower over there. But he's like "I'm the third man here so I don't knwo what's going on". Ok, I'm sorry, but you are living with this lady for god knows how many years and you don't know what the fuck she does? I see your ass over here working downstairs. I'm like WTFever.

Then I leave a message on their voice mail today, to PLEASE LEAVE ME A NOTE IF I HAVE WATER OR NOT. I get home around 4ish, do I have a note? NOOOOOOOOOO. How fucking hard is that since no one wants to CALL ME. She is outside and I ask her, and she's like "OH are you sure?> I know he wouldn't leave the water off, he is finished (the plumbing guy, not her dumbass boyfriend)". Well HE DID, cause I didn't have any! LEast it got the temporary roomie and her cat out. Am I just asking too much of others??

More bitches.....

I have NO idea why people can't see me on the road. I mean I almost killed like three people yesterday. One decides to pull halfway out, then stop. Right in front of me, so I beared right, then the fucker drives again. I really could have seriously injured the passenger, my left front fender was right there inches away from her door. If i wasn't so perceptive, I would have just slammed into her. So to avoid the INCONVENIECE of hitting them, I had to slam on the brakes, otherwise I would have swerved but there are parked cars on the right. THen another dumbass later in the day, comes across a four lane highway with a turn lane. OK STOP IN THE FUCKING TURN LANE ?AND LOOK BEFORE YOU KEEP GOING. I was doing about 50. It's a 45 speed limit. I guess people can't tell how fast someone is going. Because I had to swerve YET AGAIN IN order to avoid hitting her stupid ass. Again I was right on her but that little voice inside my head tells me to anticipate an idiotic move, and it was right. My little voice is ALWAYSS right. And then to top it off someone else decides to cut me off, if I had a sloped front, the asshole would have slammed right into the front of my truck. Luckily I have a square front. But if it wasn't such an inconveniece, I would have just hit them. It was there damn fault. Although with my luck I would be at fault for just driving down the fucking road.

THEN today. Ok I say hi to people, sometimes they say something back, most times people don't. I dont' get it but hey whatever. I don't want to be your best friend, Im just being friendly. Even to the nurses who are really bitches. Well not all of them, but a lot of them at least at this hospital I work. More times than not I have to ask them to print out or copy the Mom/Baby census for the day. WHich should be there waiting for me anyway. I usually get a HUGE SIGH like it's a HUGE chore to give me a copy. Usually it's on the weekends I have issues, cause during the week this one nurse is great. But she wasn't there today and so I asked, nicely, like I always do, cause they usually passively/agressively do something to let me know they don't want to do it. I asked for the census. She gives me this HUGE FUCKING SIGH and asks me if I needed one today. I say, nicely, "Well, I need one every day". And she is actually working on something today, usually they are sitting there flapping their big ass lips and doing nothing. So again she asks me "Do you need it TODAY". And I just fucking looked at her, and yes my tone changed but not too much, and plus I was having a bad day with no damn water, and I said, "You know, it would be NICE to get it today" and I just walked away. I ain't tolerating that shit. She hollers down the hall "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE" so I holler back "I wasn't being rude, but THAT HUGE SIGH YOU GAVE ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT IS RUDE". She hollers, "Yes you were". I said "You haven't seen rude". And went to my office. If I wasn't in a bad mood and hadn't had to deal with this shit before, I would have left it, but it happens on many days I work, and I know I'm not the only one. So I email my boss because I'm a big fan of CYA, because I notice lots of people who whine and "tell" because they are fuckers like that. I just nicely tell her exactly what I said above, that I was not rude to her but I was very unhappy with her attitude, and that I am just trying to do my job efficiently and get it done and not cause any problems. OH she is going to take care of it hehe.

I know I had more to bitch about, but I need to walk. I am back on my weekly fasting and I'm even more cranky, if THAT"S possible haha!

I find bitching therapeutic. I try not to bitch about the same thing, or too much, but I'm human.

So feel free to Bitch.......the soapbox is OPEN>>>>>>>>>

1 comment:

Firestarter5 said...

I had to post a link to this Red.