Ever have.......

crabs?

No just kidding. IF you have I really don't want to know.

Actually I was going to say "Ever have......one of those days that just start off so wrong?" I have a routine. I guess don't we all? I try not to, but I just find it's way easier. But this is what I typically do. TYpically, not always, so don't think you can come over at a particular time and find me doing exactly what I wrote here, cause I like to change things up, variety, the spice of life, ha. Anyway, this is the scenario for this morning:

7:30 ish - alarm goes off
8 ish - actually get out of bed
8:01 - throw on some shorts and a shirt (sometimes one or the other, sometimes both)
8:02 ish - throw out old coffee filter, insert new one, take cup from top of fridge, fill with water, put water in the coffee pot, throw in roughly two-ish tablespoons of Millstone Coffee (Columbian Roast at the moment), close lid, push start button
8:10 ish - go into the bathroom and do my routine stuff in there

Ok that was just the beginning, but that is all you need to know at the moment. BECAUSE, in between 8:02 and 8:10 am ISH I FORGOT TO PUT THE COFFEE CUP UNDER THE BREWER IN THE COFFEE POT.

SOOOOOOOOOOO I have roughly 14 oz of fresh brewed coffee all over my insanely blue counters, WHICH are now a tannish-blue because coffee fuckin stains the shit out of anything!

SO that's how MY day started off. Luckily that was about the worst thing. I'm hoping.......since the day isn't over.

SO HOW was your day?????

And I'm just plain cranky (I won't splain why, but y'all figure it out). I guess that's why I'm more irritated with my niceness. Actually this person living with me is SUPPOSED to pay me half the rent if she stays a month. IF she does, well I'm going to have to figure a way to tell her it's time to go. I do not want anything long term. I barely even want the month. She apparently applied for a summer job? So does this mean she plans on staying with ME for the summer?? Uh, no. That is NOT what I planned on. So......I can either tell a little white lie, or just bring it up to her about what she plans on doing in the very near future. I have already thought about saying the landlady asked about who she was etc. etc. But that;s a cop-out, I know. But then again if I think a lot about the landlady finding out, that might actually happen. Cause when I THINK things are going to happen, I find they almost do. Except the good things. Like winning the lottery. I think about that a lot but it hasn't happened. Maybe if I got the ticket it might and I thought about it a lot?

Pffft

By the way, I found the link funny. Made my day better that's fo' sho'!