What Happened to a Simple Ice Cream Sandwich?
THat's all I want. I don't want any fancy square ones. I don't want the round Oreo ones (although those are my favorite but they, to me, aren't *real* ice cream sandwiches, it's an oreo sandwich). I just want the simple, vanilla ice cream fitted nicely between two rectangular artificially flavored chocolate wafers.
But no. Not at the grocery store I went to. I felt like I was staring into the glass cases forever. Hoping I just missed the box. They used to come in just a plain box. Nothing fancy. No fancy brand. Just generic vanilla ice cream sandwiches.
But no.
They have:
Klondikes, several different flavors I might add
Pinwheel looking sandwiches, several different flavors too
Weight Watchers, um I don'twant to watch my weight when I'm eating one
Healthy Choice *see weight watchers above*
And to boot all of those are freaking expensive. $4.99 for a box of 4 or 6 depending.
I guess I'll have to go to Kroger *groan*. But all I was is a simple damn box of ice cream sandwiches!
I ended up getting Klondikes to tide me over.
Healthy Choice *see weight watchers above*
Some brand claiming SKinny ice cream sandwiches *see both above*
Fatboys. I don't want a double ice cream sandwich. I just want a single.
They even have ice cream sandwiches for pets in with the people food. Good thing I didn't grab one of those.
And to boot all of those are freaking expensive. $4.99 for a box of 4 or 6 depending.
I guess I'll have to go to Kroger *groan*. But all I was is a simple damn box of ice cream sandwiches!
I ended up getting Klondikes to tide me over.
4 comments:
should have just gave up and bought a pint of B&J's chocolate chip cookie dough :P
If you want me to be your sex slave, get me some strawberry shortcake ice cream. I'll be your slave for life.
I don't think I've had a REAL ice cream sandwich in years. It's the fancy ice cream movement, embraced by Ben & Jerry's and their ilk.
Vanilla.
Klondikes are a poor substitute, as I'm sure you know. I don't want to hear cracking when I'm eating ice cream.
And the Weight Watchers & Healthy Choice stuff are among the most useless products ever invented. When I want ice cream, I don't think veggie flavor.
They're expensive because they make you think it's exotic.
Vanilla.
Post a Comment