I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea...............and still I want to smack someone.

Monday, May 28, 2007

I have an idea

Why don't we dispense with the machines that put the caps on jars of olives, pickles, relish, oh hell ANYTHING that comes in a jar. Then we can hire all the legal immigrants, and anyone else, I'm not being horrible here, Im' just saying, since they want to live here then they should work, legitimate jobs, to put the caps on these darned jars.

Because for the life of me, it takes everything I got to get one of them damned jars OPENED. I refuse to use that little rubber jar opener. I feel if/when I do, I've given up, admitting that because I am getting older I'm getting weaker.

And I am not!

And speaking of those jars.......I have a jar of Queen Olives. The little wording underneath says "thrown Spanish olives". Poor olives. Why would you throw them then put them in a jar? Does that mean they are dirty? Well even so, they are quite tasty, but I think I like the little manzanillas better. And of course they aren't thrown around on the ground, but it has something to do with how they are packed. Fascinating! I know, these large ones are for cocktails. But I like eating them alone. Although I could make a cocktail......

I do have one project done (yay me). And nope not the other two. I'm waiting until I feel like it. That could be a while. But I will get them done. I'm almost freaking out because I think some of my photos may not be "good enough". Some of my images have borders. And I'm not sure if she wanted them all full bleed. Which will be a mess if I have to reprint them......Guess I should have gone to the last class.......

Eventually I'll get my portfolios completed.....for now, I think it's snack time!

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