C'mon biotch get out of my way!
Yes folks occasionally that is what i'm screaming in my truck when some pokey ass is driving in front of me less than the speed limit because they wanna sight see. now i'm not an aggressive driver--anymore since i got tagged for doing 95 in a 70 and could very well have gone to jail, and plus since i got this truck the center of gravity is a lot different than a car--plus i guess just being older i don't feel the need to drive like an idiot anymore haha! hey i'll get there when i get there and hopefully safely. but i'm sorry. if you are in a vehicle and you are in the driver's seat, you should be paying attention to the freakin road, not eatin, not playin with your GD cellphone, and certainly not freakin sightseeing! especially if i'm behind ya. why you say? well because i'm on a mission. i got somewhere to go and i need to be moving. yes that's selfish but listen, when it's time and money, you damn well would move your ass too and want others to get out of your way. also, why is it people feel the need to wait until you are really close to them to pull out in front of you? do they wish to get rearended?? that is why i want an airhorn, because apparently people can't see me in my white truck. now when it gets lifted and i have large tires on my baby, i'm sure they still won't be able to see me but then i might be able to just run them over like Bigfoot. wouldn't that be awesome hahaha! i use my horn quite frequently. my best friend cringes when i drive her car because i put her horn to good use. her children just love it. for crying out loud, why else did man put one in a vehicle?? TO USE IT!! that and those turn signals. those are a mighty nice invention wouldn't you agree?? by god i heard this story one time that this woman got out at a stoplight and went to the vehicle in front of her. she asked if the turn signal worked on his car. he of course said yes and she broke it off. she said guess what, if it works and you aren't using it then you don't need it. of course if EYE were to do that in this day and age, the asshole would want to sue me. and i'd end up paying. too bad i won't do that haha.
well to my dismay Bugs is still alive and hopping. yes he again paraded his fluffy (or her) white tail around my dog. he better watch it, because next time i'm letting the dog go. if he catches Bugs, then HURRAY! i haven't got the varmint gun yet so he should be feeling lucky. one day he will be surprised when i let the dog loose. and i will i tell ya. yum bunny stew i can just taste it!
i felt crappy today, major headache and no not from any type of partying, more like worrying. i need a job, just a part time one, and i'm worrying about it. that and how i'm going to pay for my art education. that's not too much of a concern i can always add more to my loans. but i am going to have to photograph more for my portfolio to present for a scholarship. perhaps the only negative i can think about art would be its subjectivity. everyone has their own interpretation and definition of art that it is so hard to anticipate the response. i try to investigate who jurors are for the exhibits i enter, and i have been lucky that i have had more acceptions than rejections. but with the college, i have no idea who i'm dealing with and how they are going to look at my body of work in determining who should get a scholarship. guess i just have to pray and hope.
Y, i meant to say *pussycat* in my last post, but the *cat* never seemed to come out. i think it was subconscious, i apparently wanted it in there for shock value. haha! minds are wonderous things doncha think??
i kinda feel like this blog thing is like my journal. i should be writing in my damn journal though too haha! i can't very well put my deep dark secrets on here......i wouldn't mind posting my photo work. i'll have to figure that out. i still need to check out that site Y, but i will.
well i'm stinking myself out here hehe. onion dip has a wonderous effect on my body nowadays hehe! until i write again!
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"i need a job, just a part time one"....Stripper/Peeler. Good money. You get to listen to music. And guys throw money at you!...well, I never threw money, I just got drunk.
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