Bunny's Gotta Die

Yup that's right folks. I am huntin me a wabbit. SHHHHHHHHHHHH. Why you ask? Well, dammit because the damned thing tempts my dog. and then i gotta prepare myself for my arms being ripped out at the shoulder because my dog wants a piece of that bunny. he parks his fluffy white tail right near the back door so when my dog has to go out that tail is the first thing he sees. and even though he's had his sperm sacs shriveled up, he's still hot for any tail on four legs. so, i'm tired of having my arms ripped out when the damn dog has to take his nightly leak. so i can now understand why my ex has varmint guns. and that's who i'm going to for this hunt, picking me up one of his guns and going to put my sharpshooting skills to good use. i do like a good hossenpfeffer *sp?? not that i care LOL*. i'm not going to boil it like that fatal attraction chic. i had some awesome rabbit in a german restaurant in baltimore many years back. have to figure out how to cook it i suppose.

ok i'm sure i pissed off a whole lot of animal rights people, but listen. these bunnies multiply faster than i don't know what. so get over it. least i'm putting it to good use when i kill it. that's the nature of the beast. human or animal. it's not like i'm going to test out my mascara on him. he just has to leave my back yard. and i'm going to make sure he does.

on another note, i felt god awful today and it was a glorious day. sun was shining *it has been raining the past few days* and it was 60 degrees. i wanted to work on my six pack and get out and photograph and hike. i started at the gym but then 20 minutes into my stairmaster endurance routine i had the sudden urge to hurl across the digital screen. good thing i didn't. i can't throw up in public, totally embarrasses me. not that i have. i'm pretty good at keeping it down. unless it's like a serious illness. i won't go into the one time it was coming out of both ends, but i'm sure you can imagine. haha. anyhow, so my work out was cut short. so much for my road to Survivor. least for today. i woke up with a partial migraine so i'm sure that was it. i should have sat in the steam room. i'm sure my tai chi instructor is going to have something to say about my missing this morning's class. that's fine, i'll tell him i would have been happy to puke up on his shoes. but i did get to go hiking. felt a little better later in the afternoon and took the mutt to sweetwater creek. i sited out some potential photo shots. the dog wanted SO MUCH to jump right on in the creek. he's a pussy really. the damn dog is part lab, has webbed feet and loves the water. but he'll be damned if it's deeper than ankle high. the puss. then the weenie, he loves people right (go figure seeing as his owner has a hard time loving people) and he loves any other animal like i said with four legs. but get a yappy dog and he's a scaredy-cat. then again i can't stand those yappy dogs anyway. stick a pole up their ass and mop the floor with em is all i see them useful for. but this is my blog and this is my opinion so *stickin tongue out*.

i had other things to report but i guess they aren't that exciting as i forgot. i do know that if your ass is in a car in the driver's seat and it is moving, your ass should be DRIVING NOTHING ELSE! my god these people get on my nerves. and it's not even sunday.....