I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea...............and still I want to smack someone.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Miscellaneous thoughts


Well I did the 240 some odd miles of driving back to Marietta (see left). With Baxterhead in tow (my dog) and the bench I made in my 3D class a couple of years back. Did I ever post it on here? I'll have to take a pic of it. I love it. Hand made, lots of help and lots of hours building this functional yet somewhat aesthetically pleaseing bench if i don't say so myself.

I had this huge knot in my stomach the whole way. You see the speedometer is malfunctioning which I hope is causing my shifting problem. So I spend $200 some odd on the vehicle speed sensor only to see this l.ittle box aobut the size of maybe two jewelry boxes together. i'm like "are you kidding me? $200 some odd for THAT??" Yup was the response I get. Shi-i-i-t, I just hope that is going to help my issue. I drove a little over 3 hours before it started downshifting at 60mph. So that's probably why I couldnt' sleep last night. Well I made it. I just hope the problem will be fixed after putting this little shittin thing on.

I miss not much about being home haha! Nah I do need to get several things, my stereo, snake, more clothes, my DVD collection BACK, miscellaneous from the ex's barn. Sigh. It just seems so much. Moving really is a bitch. One day I will be settled i hope??

I didn't realize lube had an expiration date. Unlike my Sensei I do not carry lube around with me. i barely use it. in fact i don't really need it, but i have used in on an occasion or two, usually when i'm not "into" it. but anyway, this one man i was dating, upon our first sexual encounter he says to wait he was going to get the lube i'm like, "for you>>>" he's like, no "for you". i said, um i never needed lube and in case you can't tell i dont' need it now. he apparently thought that women my age needed it (i was 35). well maybe THEY do, but I didnt'. he usually dates very young women, so i told him, you ought to date older more often! anyhoo, I think I got this one with my 'special package' that a very good male friend of mine sent me some years back. needless to say when I found it in a box i was unpacking i was laughing my ass off. stupid me packs my special gift and sends it to the 'barn' for holding since i didn't knkow where i was going to be living. hoping i grab the box that has it in there. so much more pleasant with my special gift. anyway, i did the sniff test on the lube bottle, nothin bad, so here's hopign nothing falls off!

i'm hoping i can get things waxed off, painted on, pulled out while i'm here. i sooooooo love the lady i see for all things pampering, and she does a wonderful job. she doesn't have a massage 'license' but she's been giving me massages forever and i don't care if she's got a piece of paper. she does for the other services she provides, but she's from the ukraine? one of those countries, and she is the BEST at facials, massages, waxing. i've taken my business with her and even though i don't go often like a lot of women since i'm not a self-made millionaire (i'm gonna use it LL at the auto parts place!) i only go to the spa/salon for a treat. not that i have the cash now, but i need some pampering, especially after my Jerry Springer throwback from the entire quarter of college. that and i may be meeting someone upon my return, if he's back from iraq. gotta keep things in shape ya know??

well i'm off to find me some grub. might be pizza. o and do some window shopping on eBay. my best friend is so hard to shop for.....and plus i need these KISS goblets!

1 comment:

ladylongfellow said...

Grasshoppa...let's talk lube..shall we? It's not about not having enough vaginal lubrication. Although as you get older and hormones decrease, some don't get quite as slickery as they used to. Lube is about being extra slickery!Slickery feels better not to mention it sounds better. Ya with me? lol Also you have the warming lubes and flavored lubes. And well, it's kind of a good idea to use the lube for the "back seat" , if you know what I mean.

Ok, now expired lube..throw it out and get yourself some new lube. You also need to be careful with lube and bacteria. Anytime you use lube...you need to shower afterwards too!

OK...you got anoy other lube questions that Sensei can answer? lol