The 40 Year Old Virgin

Oh yea, how can I forget a few of these things.

no not me! The movie. OMFG I laughed my ass OFF. If I could lose weight laughing my ass off I'd have lost maybe 4-5 pounds. I watched the unrated version last night and it was hysterical. Or I'm just weird. Yea that could be it LOL.

Did anyone see it? I'm sure someone did.

But my god, the waxing part. Anytime I see where a man gets waxed, I fucking flip into hysterics. IT's just a total riot! OMG I had tears streaming down my face. I mean come on, we can handle the bikini area waxed on up without so much as a whimper yet men can't handle it on the back or chest area. My god.

I can so see my brother like this. I don't know if he's a virgin or not. I couldn't even hazard a guess. He's been living at home until just now, at 29, but that's ok. But he isn't very emotionally mature. Maybe that comes with moving out. Well ok no because I know people whom emotional maturity just never had come about. My brother from what I can gather, has only had two girlfriends, MAYBE, I'm not 100% sure, we aren't a very talkative family. And those two weren't for very long. So I'm not sure if he is. I guess I could ask, but I don't ask what I truly don't want to know. Ya know? IT's like you KNOW your parents have sex, but you just don't want to KNOW. When it's verbal it's like, EW. YA know>>>>??

And I'm on a chocolate milk kick. I dont' know why. I hope it's not because of.......um never mind. AnyHOO. SO I really need to get some chocolate syrup. I got the milk but doncha just hate when you forget something at the store and are like DAMN. Cause I so wanted choco milk last night. But since I'm on the "island" (beach that is) once I get home I don't usually like to travel out again. I'm an old fart eh? It's just that it's a little out of the way ya know? Sure, there's a grocery store at the beach, but it's pricey, so I like to go to Publix on the other "island". (I'll explain the island thing later). So right after this class, it's shopping time. I'm not a huge chocolate fan anymore. I got chocolates for Christmas and Valentine's. I didn't eat them all. Or barely any. I bought myself M&Ms and Hershey Kisses the last time Aunt Flo was visiting and I just didn't want them. Now I did get the BOGO Oreos. So I have a whole package of Oreos left. Hehe.

Ok class awaits.......