I ate three outta four pieces of this pizza pie

I'm just waiting for my gut to empty some before I eat the last one.

I know, I feel like a heifer, but I haven't been eating right anyway so why spoil it?

Weekly Observations

I have been walking on the beach since it's been nice. I am shallow, I will admit it. I don't desire something that I am not myself, but that still doesn't mean I don't desire a guy with a hot bod. But anyway, I know some people don't care, but I really would like a warning or something before someone who is overweight decides he wants to sprawl out on the beach in a thong. That just ruins the retinas in my eyes.

I was watching the seagulls after I got my vision back from previous statement. Animals really do have a brain, albeit quite small and maybe not always usable, but these seagulls got a thing going on. I would see them snag a clam from under the sand, a decent sized one. Then they fly up into the air for several feet and let go of the clam. If the clam doesn't smash open onthe first try they do it again. Then they enjoy the wares inside. Now I know how those clam shells get cracked open.

IM UGLY

Not me, but I guess that could apply. I saw that on a license plate of some beat up truck. I dared not look at the guy driving for fear it was true and I'd have to bust out laughing or barf. He was probably a damn hottie. But I thought that was a freaking funny license plate.


It amazes me that people still drive around with their children NOT in car seats or sitting on someone's lap. THat freaks me out. I have a half a mind to call the cops. But then I run into "is it my business", "will they even do anything, or rather, CAN they". Needless to say I didn't.

I guess the students with an endless amount of money can afford to be overachievers in school. Must be nice.

Are there some people you just "don't like". Can't pinpoint why, don't want to know them, but there is 'something' about them you simply don't like? I hate to be that way, but there are a few students that I simply would give my left testicle to tell them what I think. (yea I know I don't have testicles but I have brass ones haha) This one graduate just thinks he knows it all. And he doesn't shut up. He's be an awesome salesman. I am tempted to tell him. But I wouldn't buy shit from him. Even if it was free. I think he's slimy. Conniving. Something not right. This girl I had in class last quarter I think is fake. She smiles all the time, dances around, like all giddy and happy 24/7. She's got issues I know. No one can be like that all the time. Another one who thinks she knows it all. But she doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut. I felt like slamming her in the mouth with my foot (she's really short so I could have reached). Smashed out all her teeth. I even changed the class I was in this quarter so I wouldn't have to be in the same class. That's how bad I can't stand her. I really hate that I feel that way. But I'm merely human.

I'm a nut. I spent a lot of time in the juice section looking at every brand of cranberry juice bottle there is. Do you know every last one of them contains high fructose corn syrup? Which is worse than sugar? I couldn't find one bottle of unsweetened cranberry juice. I can handle the bitter taste. I just don't want the sugar and crap anymore. Now I have to go to a health food grocer. Which I will probably pay twice as much. All this for trying to live healthier. THank goodness G-man has a vegetable garden. I love it. ONly problem is the fruit doesn't grow. Always gets bugs. He doesn't really put pesticides on them to control them. So don't get many peaches. No apples of yet. Oh he does get figs. Those are delish. He is trying pears and grapes this year. Have my own salad in the back yard.

Can't wait. Save lots of money on buying that tasteless crap in the store.

Size does matter, in a lot of aspects of life. Don't let anyone else tell ya different folks! For fruit and veggies, the bigger the more tasteless. Or too tough. One of the things I really miss about Australia is the food. Not the restaurant food but the grocery food. No wax on the food, lotta taste. And it didn't cost me a testicle.

That's all folks....