Clarification and police blotter chuckles

OK need a little clarification from my last post. I meant to say we see in shades of GREY in low light.

Anyhoo, what else is goin on? Not much. Diddling around with the self timer again haha! I found some DECADENT ice cream sandwiches! Gigantic oreos! OMG delicious. ONly fuckin four come in a box. Man that irks me. And let me tell you I could eat the whole box if it weren't for my damn good willpower.

THe sticker is my pride and joy. One who lives on Tybee gets a resident sticker that allows one to park by any meter or in any parking lot without having to pump it full of quarters. So now I can park any where when I go to the beach. Sure you can get one of these stickers if you dont live here for $75. But I am a "local" now woohoo!!!!

Doncha just enjoy looking through the police blotter? You don't look through it? Well I usually don't since I don't get the paper but now that I get the Island News for the beach, I browse through that local paper and let me tell you some of these things in the blotter are hysterical. Then it also lets me see what's happening near me. See I am on the north end of the island, and the touristy part, or where most people go to the beach, where a lot of the restaurants and things to do are at the south end. My street is mostly pretty quiet, but occasionally some shit happens. I think a couple months back there was some kind of incident with the construction crew that were working on a house down there. Some of these are funny though the way they word them in the blotter. Let me share some ones I found funny. Just what some people will do I swear. Of course a lot of drunk and disorderly.

Friday, March 3 4:00 a.m. Theft. 1001 5th Ave. Complainant stated a woman in his home had stolen $25 from his wallet while he was in the shower and he wants to pursue a warrant for her arrest.

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7:39 p.m. Neighborhood Complaint. 105 B South Campbell Ave. Complainant's husband threatened her.

Monday March 6
6:38 p.m. Sick person. 105 B S Campbell Ave.

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THursday March 9

8:09 p.m. Domestic Disturbance. Hwy 80 and Chimney Creek. Officers responded to female sitting in the median. She stated she and her boyfriend were arguing, and he threw her purse out the window, and she told him to stop and let her out. He did, she got out, and he drove away. Officers were unable to locate the purse. Her boyfriend returned to pick her up.

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Friday March 10

2:23 p.m. Deceased person. 9 11th Terrace #1. OFficers found CHarles Cason in his bed, deceased.

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Saturday, March 11

11:30 p.m. Public Intoxication. Tybee Visitor Center. 802 E Hwy 80. OFficers responded to female passed out in vehicle with lights on. Moira Ann Landrum, 13 Ropemaker Ct, arrested, transported to TIPD for booking, released on bond.

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Friday March 17

9:01 p.m. Simple Battery. 12 Bright St. 911 hangup. OFfender had cooked a corned beef and guests did not want it because they are vegetarians. Offender attacked one of them, pushing her to the ground and scratching her eye. Sharon L Anderson, Tybee Island, arrested, transported to TIPD, booked and released on bond.

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Saturday March 18

12:37 p.m. Polk St. and Bay St. Officer responded to juvenile possibley hit by car. He arrived and observed two juveniles getting up off the ground and learned they had accidentally collided with each other while riding their bicycles.

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Tuesday, March 21

10:40 a.m. False alarm. 725 1st St. Complainant's e-mail account had been hacked.

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Wednesday, March 22

6:26 a.m. Damage to Property. 40 Van Horne St. Officer observed two males fighting over a swimming pool float. He stopped to stop the fight and noticed smell of alcohol H easked them their ages, and one was 22, and the other, 20. Michael F. Pearson, Weston, MA tested postiive on field Alcosensor test, and was arrested, transported to TIPD, booked and released on bond.

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OMG I know this was probably dull but it just cracked me up reading this today. THe things people do, and call about. I still like the one about killing a 'possum with a rifle cause it was sick.

Did you know that killing one is actually illegal? In the US? They are protected because they are the only marsupial in the United STates. Now granted yea I see them all over the road as road kill but most times that can't be prevented since you can't see the fuckers till it's too late or they play dead when they see a car. But the only reason I know this is because my best friend had one who had babies living in the trash can on her back porch and she called to have it removed. She asked if she could do it but I think they gave her some song and dance about permits blah blah blah. Then I guess it would cost her to move them blah blah blah. SHe didn't want to kill them mind you but she just wanted them in another place besides her back porch. THen she didn't want the neighbors to know cause some of them are assholes and probably would disturb them or even kill them.

Yep, I need to get out more haha